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Patriotic Cover is Patriotic

I found myself at Whole Foods just ahead of the 4th of July and happened upon a small pamphlet on the ground containing cover to cover religious crazy.

Patriotism!  ‘Murica!  Gawd!  Apocalypse!

Most religious tracts and pamphlets are typically between four to ten pages in length.  This sucker weighs in at an unholy thirty-one pages of cherry picked Bible verses and carefully crafted religious fear mongering.

The pamphlet comes from a Christian outreach organization called The Gospel Hour, founded by Baptist evangelist Oliver B. Green.

 

Here are the first few pages and a few random thoughts on the pamphlet material.

 

Terrorist God Invades & Demands Your Lovin’


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Terrorists.  Check.

Invasion.  Check.

Overthrow of the United States.  Check.

 

Good old fashioned Christian fear mongering to get you started.

 

 

 

 

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I DO NOT KNOW

The author throws throws terrorism and invasion at you and then immediately says “I do not know”?  Nice.

 

… no person on earth can say for sure whether there will be an invasion of our beloved USA by terrorists or foreign countries.

In the real world there are many many people and organizations dedicated to counterterrorism and the defense of this country.

Invoking the specter of 9/11 and the notion of “nobody knows” is a ridiculous and typical setup for what happens next.

 

 

Jesus Invasion USA™ is coming for you and gospel hour pamplet 21 - 06the son of God is the blood soaked garment wearing terrorist that will bring fierceness and wrath to the people of the earth.

 

Now begins the great harvest of cherry-picked bible verses, starting on this page with Revelations 19 and then jumping all the way back to Genesis 3 within two paragraphs.

Fundamentalist tracts are always crammed with cherry-picked bible verses from beginning to end and always skip the inconvenient or contradictory verses.

 

This has been the longest period of time that God has withheld PERSONAL JUDGEMENT since the world began.

Man has gotten away with more sin and unrighteousness during the past 1900 years …

Would this be the sin and unrighteousness that people have committed and cited the Bible itself as justification for those horrors?  Slavery, Rape, Murder, Genocide, the Crusades, the Inquisition, etc?

 

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The people of Noah’s day sinned, God sent the flood and destroyed them (Genesis 6-7)

For God so loved the world… He committed mass genocide and murdered everyone because they were not behaving the way he wanted.

God orders 600 year old man and his family (future sanctioned incest) to build a boat to save every species of animal, dinosaurs, bird, and insects on the planet from the carnage he is about to cause.

 

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah sinned, God burned those cities to the ground…

When fundamentalists gleefully reference Sodom and Gomorrah, they only focus on homosexuality as the justification for their loving God to murder the population of entire cities.  There are other sinful elements to the mythical story of Sodom and Gomorrah across the entire Bible.

  • Homosexuality – Ezekiel 16:49-50, Leviticus 18:22
  • Inhospitality – Matthew 10:14-15, Luke 10:10-12, Wisdom 19:13
  • Sex with Angels, Fornication, and “strange flesh” – Genesis 19:1, 4-5, Jude 7
  • Pride, wealth, laziness, ignoring the poor – Isaiah 1:10-17, Ezekiel 16:49
  • Adultery, lies, and immorality – Jeremiah 23:14, 2 Peter 2:5-9

The other disturbing parts of the story that are ignored: Lot (the “just and righteous” as described in 2 Peter 2:7-8) offers up his two virgin daughters to be gang raped by a mob of men [Genesis 19:9].  Later in the story, Lot’s daughters get their father drunk and rape him to have incestious offspring.  [Genesis 19:32-36]

 

Skeptics Annotated Bible: Genesis 19

 

The people of Korah sinned, the ground opened up under them, and all the people of Korah dropped into hell alive!  Numbers 16

rebellion of korah bbqThe story of Korah is another terrible example of God’s “love” for his creation.  What happened exactly?

  • Korah and his companions refuse to blindly follow Moses, saying that everyone is holy and should be free to think for themselves.
  • God kills Korah, his companions, and their families for daring to question and challenge Moses’ authority. [Numbers 16:27]
  • God then burns 250 people to death for burning incense without a license.  [Number 16:35]
  • Unsatisfied with the previous murder spree, God kills an additional 14,700 more people by plague for the outrageous sin of complaining about God’s killings.  [Numbers 16:49]

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numbers31Maybe Korah and his companions called Moses out on plagiarizing the 42 Commandments of Ancient Egypt?

This little murder detour for God and Moses is no divine moral high ground.

Moses later escalates the crimes against humanity on the Midianites by ordering his commanders (who were being too merciful) to kill all the men, boys, and non-virgin women… while keeping the all the virgin girls for later raping by his soldiers, all with God’s approval.  [Numbers 31:7-18]

Fundamentalists use the Rebellion of Korah story as a grim warning of what happens to those who have the gall to think for themselves, to choose their own path in life, and to not blindly obey their murderous deity.

The Christian notion that the atrocities committed in the story of Korah are somehow admirable is just flat out repulsive.

 

Skeptic’s Annotated Bible: Numbers 16

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Why Has God Withheld Judgement?  GRACE IS THE ANSWER!

god's mercyTranslation = You must be thankful you were not murdered and tortured for all eternity by a sadistic serial killer… but you still might be, unless you unquestioningly love him.

This is the Stockholm Syndrome cornerstone of Christianity, love your abuser.  Check the article link below.

 

Christianity: A Relationship Built on Threats

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Under the Law of Moses —

A person who broke the Sabbath was stoned.

A person guilty of adultery was stoned.

THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TODAY IF EVERY PERSON GUILTY of these things should be put to death.

THINK OF IT!

Yes, completely horrific and barbaric… and exactly what you would expect from bronze age myths.

 

It is only because of the cross of Jesus that God is longsuffering and slow to anger.

God is slow to anger?  Not so much.

 

The tract then launches into all the horrible things that will happen during the end times and that the only way to save yourself is to love the entity that is causing all the destruction in the first place.

 

The next four pages try to convince you “when” the apocalypse is going to happen.

 

The Gospel Hour apparently missed all the other parts of the Bible where the end of the world is mentioned; such as… within the lifetime of Jesus’ listeners, within the lifetime of the New Testament authors, and of course…  the very vague … “soon”.

 

Skeptics Annotated Bible: The End of the World

 

The next four pages go on to explain that salvation is only attained by accepting the gift from Jesus…. or else!  Being a good person does not matter.  Living a life of compassion for others does not matter.  You will burn unless you give yourself and any critical thinking capabilities over to your abuser.

The next set of pages go on to explain why you are worthless, why you cannot escape, and finally how to admit to being a filthy sinner and beg for salvation.

 

You salvation will require a few postage stamps along the way.

 

The Gospel Hour successfully hits all the typical religious tract propaganda points:

  • You are a filthy sinner and need salvation.
  • Jesus died for your sins and you must choose to accept him as your savior.
  • If you do not accept Jesus, you will burn for all eternity.  So there.

I find these tracts to be quite fascinating because of the mind numbing lengths the authors go to scare their unquestioning audience.  Believers that distribute these tracts are typically very ill prepared to have any sort of one-on-one discussion, so they basically resort to littering public spaces with their religious garbage.

Even though I found this religious pamphlet in Georgia, I was pleasantly surprised and encouraged to see exactly where all the other copies of The Gospel Hour’s crazy religious garbage literature ended up at the Whole Foods Market.  😀

 

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